Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, and The Border Wall

Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi were still going round and round about the Southern Border Wall.

Trump wanted billions and billions more dollars than Nancy Pelosi would agree to put in the bill that she would present to the House of Representatives.

Trump was getting nervous. He felt that he needed a win to keep his base happy. And he needed it soon.

So Trump reached deep into his negotiating toolbox, some say he found it on page 178 of “The Art Of The Deal”. Others disagree, saying that that would have required that he open “The Art Of The Deal”, which he evidently has never ever done in his whole life.

So Trump used his most powerful, all or nothing, negotiating gambit.

He said, “Madam Speaker, I will agree to your dollar figure on one condition. You put my name, TRUMP, on the wall.

Nancy Pelosi said, “That’s ridiculous!”

But Donald Trump held firm and finally said, “Look, Madam Speaker, it’s just five letters. What’s the big deal?”

Nancy Pelosi pondered that for a few minutes and then replied, “You know, Donald, you’re right. It is just five letters. So why don’t we do this. We’ll put your five letters on the wall and we’ll select five letters ourselves and put those on the wall as well. Then we can make a deal.

Donald Trump was ecstatic!

He jumped up and yelled, DEAL!

He was so happy that he beat Nancy Pelosi. He had a win, a victory, that he could give to his base. He won! His job for that day was over, so he just ran out of the room to go play golf, yelling “Winner!” all the way.

Donald Trump was so excited that he never even asked Nancy Pelosi what her five letters would be. He had a win. That’s all he cared about.

And that is the story of why, if the southern Border Wall is ever built, it will have 10 letters on it over and over, every few miles or so.

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